FOREVER ALONE

You’d think with a mug like mine I’d have a mister by now but I don’t. Forever alone.

(Glasses courtesy of Pugly Pixel)

Is YO Momma Tattooed?

She’s Comfy

But she really doesn’t like it when I snore. Oh well.

MWAHAHAHA

When Momma’s not around I sleep on her handmade cushions. They’re more comfy.

But this time I let my guard down. I was caught. MY NINJA-LIKE REFLEXES FAILED ME.

Wut?